Not Quite 101 Uses for A Petrified PC
As Qualar wandered the dank dungeon alone, he could almost hear the call of the ancient magical treasures surely contained within. He skulked along the walls like a rat, peeking into the room with caution. But the pull, the promise of great power was too much. He entered. . . and came face to face with a basilisk. Several hours later when the party found him (for Qualar wasn't going anywhere now) they began to wonder what they would do with a petrified party member. A long (long) time ago, I started working on an article based on a real-game event (real-life sounds strange when talking about imaginary characters). I wanted to come up with 101 uses for the PC after he was petrified, but ended up falling short. Use him as the figurehead of a boat Use him as a decoy Use him as a pole to hold up a tent Use a reduce spell to turn him into a finely detailed figurine Use a reduce spell to turn him into a bullet for a sling/staff sling Shatter him into pieces (and thereby destroying any ch...