Another D&D Advent Calendar Done Wrong!

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Last year around this time I started seeing ads for a D&D themed advent calendar, with all kinds of goodies - dice, minis, etc. After looking over the promotional image, several things started bothering me.

One, it wasn't an official Wizards of the Coast product, but they were using images of Player's Handbook cover. A different version had the image of the original D&D movie. I couldn't image a company paying all those licensing fees for different cover images. Also, some of the included items didn't look like they would fit inside the box sizes shown, like a fire giant mini, or a wooden treasure chest.

In short it was all a scam. But strangely, they did deliver product to those who paid, but none of the products shown on the promotion. If you want to see a video of what was included, here's the reveal for day 5.

(Note there was a legitimate advent calendar from Adventure Dice in 2020, but it was all dice and the packaging was unimpressive to say the least - you can find a video on YouTube about this offering)

I mention all of this because this year I stumbled across a new advent calendar, only this time called Dungeons & Dragons: The Official Countdown Gift Calendar: 25 Days of Mini Books, Mementos, and More! Sadly, it seems to be a different kind of hot mess from the previous calendar.

First, why is it 25 days, as all advent calendars are 24, with the last day syncing up with Christmas Eve. Secondly, why are they afraid to call it an advent, its from a company, Insight Editions, that lists the book under Christian Books & Bibles. And lastly, why do all of the items look like they were made in an arts and crafts class?

If you want to see what's inside each day's gift, check out this Amazon link (the product is available at Target, Walmart, and other locations, but only Amazon shows what's inside).

D&D Countdown Gift Calendar

On the plus side, as opposed to the previous year's advent, at least items are properly D&D themed, but just not really gamer themed - like the paper Christmas tree ornaments featuring an owlbear or gelatinous cube. The downside is they look like they were printed on cardstock, used a crafting circle punch and a few cents of silver string - again, like something you can make in a crafting class and some free software.

The only thing truely "gamer" related is the pencil - everyone needs those.

And this brings me to the final question. Why is it so hard for someone to do a real D&D themed advent? A set of dice can take up several days, include a few unpainted plastic minis, a pencil or two, and then fill out with a few silly items, like stickers or buttons. And if you do it right, the advent calendar box could be converted into a DM screen.

Come on WotC? WizKids? Gale Force Nine? What are you waiting for?

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